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four of the five guys of Five Guys have committed sexual harassment in one of their restaurants. #NotAllFiveGuys

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It's no coincidence that "race realist" is an anagram for "real e racist".

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VENEZUELA NEEDS YOU

to stay the fuck away from south american countries you gringo fucks

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me, at a burger competition: “ha haa, i make the best burgers and fries around here! no one can stop me!!”
*a guy comes up to me*
the guy: “i’ll take you on”
me, full of hubris: “hah, you’re no match for me!”
*four more guys appear behind him*
me: “oh fuck”

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“Forced diversity” aka “stop reminding that nonwhite people exist”

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can i go on the dark web to purchase a skeleton that doesn't feel sore all the time? i am willing to spend bitcoimss if i can do something about dull achy energy radiating from my center all day.
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every lefttube video essay is called shit like The Dialectic of Bugs Bunny and its some soft-spoken white dude going on about some cartoon for five hours without making any identifiable points and namedropping kropotkin for no reason

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NEVER MIND, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I’VE EVER SAID, WEED SHOULD BE ILLEGAL ACTUALLY

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a sequel to five guys where they have to get the gang back together to make one last burger and fries

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the Liberals are demanding that i be drone bombed after i say that donald trump is exactly the same as harry potter

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everyone please send me your gayest energy to help me channel the power necessary to match with that boy from tinder

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Camaguey Bay

welcome to hell