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Just a friendly reminder to #destroy the profit motive !

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me: i wonder why all plumbing services advertise themselves as 24/7 and rapid response, how bad could it be

me, as my kitchen is flooding while i am not running any water: ah,

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osama bin laden is a gay enby with bipolar disorder...

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i regret to report that, due to an error in the way mastodon federates, we are all married now. i have contracted out to cern for the creation of a chore wheel that will incorporate all of our various homes. some travel may be required

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one of my favorite quirks of english grammar is the etymology of the phrase "a whole 'nother"

the word it comes from is, of course, "another", which itself is just the phrase "an other" made into a word

but while saying "a whole other" is technically correct, "a whole 'nother" *feels* more right because "another", as a word, doesn't feel like a contraction of the phrase "an other" anymore

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